Robotic Double Eyelid Creation:
Putting The Plastic Back Into
Eyelid Plastic Surgery
Let's face it. Surgeons are expensive. Even at $180, cheap double eyelid surgery by operators in a beauty parlor may feel out of reach. And eyelid tape and glue? They take sooooooo long to apply and get right. There must be a better way.
Well, here you go -- just what you've been looking for.
The Eyelid Fold Twist
Made of ABS resin and stainless steel with plenty of moving parts, this mechanical gizmo may be as close as you'll ever come to undergoing affordable robotic double eyelid creation.
Basically, it's similar to making wrinkles but takes just two minutes a day. Push the button while pinching the eyelid skin and a wrinkle-creating rapid sliding motion unbinds elastin and collagen to create... a double eyelid!
The cost? $120, plus shipping.
Not exactly free, but then it does include a pouch and mirror, two batteries, and a teeny supply of hydrolyzed collagen, hydrolyzed elastin, and hyaluronic acid.
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Still too expensive, you say? Okay, here's a low-price, lower-tech alternative that's going to be pretty darn tough to beat:
Magic Double Eyelid Clips
Made of soft, eco-friendly silicone, this tool for "cute and easy" double eyelid formation is designed to yield a nearly instant transformation.
Just close your eyes, clip them to your eyelid skin like a pair of eyelash mini-curlers, wait five minutes, and presto! -- "big bright eyes that everyone admires!" per the manufacturer.
The cost? $3.15 each (but only $2.55 if you order at least 20).
But wait! There's more. It comes with a best-price guarantee, 45 day money-back guarantee, one year exchange warranty, free shipping, and lifelong online support! Try finding that with expensive cutting surgery.
APSG Q and A's:
Q: So, how much are the two contraptions above really worth?
A: We estimate about five cents less than the five cents it probably cost to have them manufactured.
Q: Is that just a snide way of saying they don't really work?
A: Who knows? According to their sales descriptions, they work great. Plus one of them is magic (although, honestly, the top one gives us the willies).
Q: Okay, but even if they don't work that well, are they at least safe? I mean, these are my eyes.
A: Good question. All we know for sure is that they're easy and cheap, no surgeon required. Isn't that what you were looking for?
Next: Bigger Eyes, No Surgery
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